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Chris Jones
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Chris Jones, from Washington, Illinois, is the Mail Entertainment Editor covering Movies, Television, Books, and Music topics. He is the owner, writer, and editor of Overly Honest Reviews.

Alien Contact As Intellectual Catastrophe

Signal One

SIGNAL ONE approaches alien contact less like an adventure and more like a slow psychological fracture. The film isn’t interested in heroic discovery or chaos. Interestingly, at the moment, human curiosity turns into fear. The deeper the characters delve into communication with something beyond their understanding, the more the film questions whether humanity is emotionally or intellectually prepared to hear an answer at all.

The Fragile Distance Between Connection and Isolation

Love Letter (with All About Lily Chou-Chou in most theaters)

There are filmmakers who tell stories, and then there are filmmakers who seem to recreate the journey through emotion itself. Shunji Iwai belongs firmly in the second category. Watching LOVE LETTER and ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU together creates an almost overwhelming portrait of how differently people process absence, loneliness, longing, and emotional survival. One film reaches toward healing through remembrance. The other stares directly into collapse and asks whether music and connection can keep somebody from disappearing inside themselves.

The Ocean Isn’t the Scariest Thing Here

Chum

A lot of modern shark movies die the second they start treating the shark like the entire focus. Once the novelty wears off, there’s usually nothing underneath besides floating bodies, fins, and characters so disposable you spend half the runtime hoping the movie finally gets around to feeding them to something. CHUM works better than most because it understands the shark isn’t actually the main threat. It’s just the pressure point that causes things to boil over. The true focus is forcing already unstable people into a situation where every selfish instinct surfaces.

Two Ninja Movies Vibing on Pure Delirium

Born A Ninja / Commando The Ninja Double Feature [Visual Vengeance Collector's Edition]

BORN A NINJA and COMMANDO THE NINJA feel like somebody recorded a fever dream onto a stack of damaged VHS tapes, duplicated them fifty times, then accidentally created cult cinema gold in the process. Within minutes, ninjas are vanishing into smoke, people are screaming about stolen germ-warfare formulas, and a martial-arts style called “Hocus Pocus” is being taken seriously. None of it should work. Most of it barely makes sense. Yet both films attack the screen with such relentless, low-budget conviction that resisting their charm eventually becomes impossible. Logic stops mattering. Structure becomes optional. Dialogue sounds like it was translated through six different versions of Google Translate before arriving at the dubbing booth. Yet somehow, against every reasonable instinct, the experience becomes hypnotic. These aren’t high-end martial arts classics or forgotten gems waiting to be rediscovered as misunderstood masterpieces. They’re messy, ridiculous, aggressively low-budget fragments of 80s ninja exploitation operating entirely on raw enthusiasm, and that enthusiasm becomes impossible to resist.

The Pain of Belonging Somewhere Temporary

Villa 187

The most striking thing about VILLA 187 is how quickly it strips away the illusion that permanence actually exists. A phone notification, a family receiving life-changing news, the realization that decades spent building a home can suddenly become fragile overnight. From there, Eiman Mirghani constructs a documentary that feels less like a recollection and more like an emotional aftershock still unfolding.

A Love Letter to Spaces That Refuse to Die

The Floor Remembers

THE FLOOR REMEMBERS understands something that a lot of documentaries about disappearing spaces tend to miss: nostalgia alone isn’t enough. Simply reminding audiences that something once mattered doesn’t automatically make it meaningful. Jayme Kaye Gershen’s short never treats the Miami Roller Rink (Hot Wheels Skating Center) (Super Wheels) as a museum frozen in time. The rink isn’t presented as a relic. It’s alive, active, loud, and constantly moving. The film isn’t mourning a dead culture. It’s documenting one that stubbornly refuses to vanish. That distinction gives the documentary its pulse.

A Fable Built From Beauty and Misery

Mariana Ant (Mariana Hormiga)

MARIANA ANT feels like a children’s story that’s been left out in the sun too long. Beneath the handmade fantasy, exaggerated performances, and theatrical surrealism sits something unexpectedly bitter. Maite Uzal and Rubén Pascual Tardío treat the film’s cruelty with complete sincerity, allowing the darker turns to land without softening them through irony or self-awareness. The result is strange, funny, uncomfortable, and occasionally sad in ways that sit with you longer than you’d expect from a sixteen-minute short.

A Horror Short Built Around Paranoia

We Never Sleep

WE NEVER SLEEP moves fast because it understands modern anxiety already operates at full speed. Writers/directors Rashan Mines and Ren-Horng Wang don’t spend much time explaining the rules of their world before the paranoia starts creeping in through phone screens, smart devices, and endless notifications. The short immediately drops viewers into an environment where surveillance feels constant, and privacy is already half-erased, making the central premise land harder than it would have even a few years ago.

An Eight-Minute Panic Attack Wrapped in Nostalgia

1981

Puberty hits like a psychological car crash in 1981. One minute, Douglas is still in that half-childhood state where birthday parties mean music, junk food, and showing off for friends; the next, he’s trapped in an experience his brain clearly isn’t equipped to process. Andy and Carolyn London turn that confusion into something hilarious, uncomfortable, and strangely sad, using rotoscope animation and agonizingly specific memory to recreate the exact feeling of adolescence arriving too fast and in the worst possible way.

The Energy of Krump Collides With Isolation

A Quiet Storm

A QUIET STORM opens with stillness, but it never feels calm. Benjamin Nicolas builds the documentary around the tension that sits inside ordinary moments: school hallways, apartment balconies, train rides, dance rehearsals, and silent meals. Maïto Amano moves through all of them carrying pressure that feels far heavier than what most fourteen-year-olds should already understand. The film recognizes this, and instead of turning him into an inspirational child-prodigy narrative, Nicolas approaches him with patience, curiosity, and restraint. That becomes the documentary’s greatest strength.

A Strange, Uneven, yet Fascinating Kung Fu Odyssey

The Himalayan (Mi zong sheng shou)

A lot of martial arts films from the mid-70s survive almost entirely on choreography. The plots are functional, the characters exist mainly to move from one fight to the next, and the stakes rarely matter beyond revenge. THE HIMALAYAN does something unusual. Even when the film stumbles, and it absolutely does at times, there’s a genuine attempt to create scale, atmosphere, and texture beyond the expected framework of a standard kung fu film. Huang Feng approaches the material less as nonstop exploitation and more as an adventure drama that occasionally erupts into violent physical punishment.

Horror Built Around Silence, Weirdness, and Social Collapse

The Creep Tapes: Season Two

THE CREEP franchise works because Josef (The Creep/Peachfuzz) doesn’t feel like a traditional horror villain. He feels like the guy who sets off alarm bells the second he starts talking, but everyone around him keeps trying to convince themselves they’re overreacting. That has always been the real source of tension in these stories. Long before anything violent happens, Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass know how to make a simple conversation feel exhausting, invasive, weird, and unsafe. Season two understands that formula well enough to keep finding new ways to make ordinary interactions spiral into genuine discomfort.

Comedy’s Most Elusive Architect Finally Faces the Camera

Lorne

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night! There’s a strange irony at the center of LORNE. It’s a documentary built around a man whose entire reputation has been shaped by distance. For decades, Lorne Michaels has existed less as a “celebrity” and more as a myth, somebody talked about, impersonated, quoted, feared, admired, and analyzed by others, while rarely volunteering much of himself in return. Director Morgan Neville recognizes that contradiction almost immediately within the exploration of this mogul's life. Rather than pretending Michaels suddenly becomes transparent because cameras are nearby, the film leans into his resistance. That reluctance becomes part of the story itself.

McCarthyism Through a Bitter Smile

The Front

THE FRONT approaches one of the ugliest periods in American entertainment history with a level of restraint that makes the material hit harder than a louder, more self-important version probably would have. Martin Ritt and Walter Bernstein understood the blacklist firsthand, and that perspective changes the film's impact. This doesn’t feel like a sanitized Hollywood history lesson assembled decades later by people who have distanced themselves from the damage. It feels personal. Every conversation carries the weight of ruined careers, friendships destroyed, and ordinary people pressured into betraying one another simply to survive professionally.

Murder Mystery Meets Grindhouse Horror

Terror Train (Blu-ray)

Slashers from the early 80s often lived or died by one simple question: could the setting carry the tension once audiences already knew the formula? By the time TERROR TRAIN arrived, the post-HALLOWEEN explosion had already started flooding theaters with masked killers, traumatized victims, and revenge-driven body counts. What keeps Roger Spottiswoode’s film from disappearing into that crowded pile is the train itself. Locking a slasher inside a moving setting where escape becomes nearly impossible gives the film an advantage, and for long stretches, it knows exactly how to exploit that claustrophobia.