Chris Jones
Entertainment Editor
Chris Jones, from Washington, Illinois, is the Mail Entertainment Editor covering Movies, Television, Books, and Music topics. He is the owner, writer, and editor of Overly Honest Reviews.
TURNING POINT gets some mileage out of putting the wrong people in the wrong house at an especially bad time. Margot and her partner are burglars rather than just victims, so there’s already an edge to the situation before the film introduces zombies as a threat. Writer/director Joshua Wagner doesn’t overcomplicate the idea, using the reversal to give a familiar low-budget horror setup a little more personality while quickly forcing its characters to worry about something worse than being caught breaking in.
JACKIE THE STRIPPER should have been an easy homerun. The title promises trashy fun; the premise involves female assassins taking on a secret society linked to Jack the Ripper; and the production clearly had enough money to make the sets, costumes, and overall presentation look considerably better than the average low-budget grindhouse throwback. Every so often, the movie even finds exactly the ridiculous tone it needed. The problem is that writer/director Michael Head keeps pulling away from that version of the film to make room for drama that simply isn't strong enough to support the seriousness with which it's presented.
Kayce Dutton has always felt more natural when he has a purpose, rather than when he’s tasked with carrying on his family legacy. MARSHALS recognizes that, removing the Yellowstone Ranch from his life and giving Luke Grimes a character who can move forward without being pulled back into the same Dutton family conflicts every episode. The problem is that the new job waiting for Kayce feels much more like a traditional crime drama and is far removed from the world we first met him in.
The fifth DANZA MACABRA set is most definitely less interested in defining Spanish Gothic horror than in showing how difficult the genre is to contain. Across four films made over two decades, Gothic vibes collide with dark comedy, social repression, institutional cruelty, sexual anxiety and the mythology of Dracula. Some of these movies barely resemble one another, which turns out to be one of the most exciting aspects of the set. Severin hasn’t assembled four copy-and-paste trips through foggy cemeteries and old castles. The connection comes through the fears and frustrations that hide beneath them.
The sheep in THE SHEEP DETECTIVES know far more about people than people would probably like, although they don’t always understand what they’ve heard. (Yep, you heard that right) Their shepherd reads murder mysteries out loud, conversations drift across the pasture, and scraps of human behavior slowly become the basis for an entire worldview. That makes their attempt to understand death both funny and strangely affecting. They may get the details wrong, but some of their conclusions about the humans around them are uncomfortably accurate.
During SHOGUN’S NINJA, it becomes clear that nobody involved was particularly concerned about whether all of this belonged in the same movie. Sword fights and clan rivalries share the screen with flying ninjas, hidden treasure, years of revenge plotting, and a soundtrack that occasionally seems to have come in from another decade. Director Norifumi Suzuki keeps piling one choice on top of another until the excess becomes part of the fun. Trying to make sense of the combination almost feels beside the point. Yet, somehow, with all of this, it just works.
BLEEDER shows us a man who gets paid to take a beating, and writer/director Jeremy Max wastes very little of the film’s 17 minutes explaining why anyone would willingly live like that. The money matters, but the punishment does too. Physical pain gives Bleeder something to concentrate on, something easier to understand than the grief waiting for him when his body gets a chance to recover. What initially sounds like an extreme way to make a living gradually reveals itself as a carefully maintained form of avoidance.
Val Kilmer spends much of the runtime of THE SAINT disappearing into one identity after another, and the disguises are a big part of what makes his version of Simon Templar so entertaining. Phillip Noyce also gets some mileage out of the idea that changing his face, voice, and personality comes easier to Simon than letting anyone see who he actually is. That gives the movie a little more to work with than the elaborate cons and international intrigue surrounding him.
Laura Mathews is supposed to help Ben Jordan adapt to life after spending 15 years in prison for murder. The more time she spends with him, the less certain she becomes that he belonged there in the first place. That gradually pulls her beyond the limits of her job and into a case where sympathy, attraction, and her belief in Ben become increasingly difficult to separate.
ENEMY AT THE GATES takes place during the Battle of Stalingrad, but director/co-write Jean-Jacques Annaud is just as interested in the stories being told about the fighting; he’s looking at something deeper than just the fighting itself. Vasily Zaitsev’s skill as a sniper makes him valuable for reasons beyond the soldiers he kills, as the Soviet army turns his success into a symbol meant to give its people something to believe in.
Matt Larkin thinks he’s destroying his carefully arranged future for love. The reality is that he’s doing it because he wants to become the sort of person who would destroy his future for love. That gives FRESH HORSES more substance than its reputation suggests, even when the film struggles to understand the young woman placed at the center of Matt’s awakening. There’s something here that I wish the story would have looked deeper into.
REACHER: SEASON THREE puts Jack Reacher in an unfamiliar position. Instead of charging directly into trouble, he has to work undercover inside a criminal organization, forcing him to hold back when nearly every instinct tells him to do the opposite. That restriction gives the season a stronger foundation. Reacher remains capable of dismantling almost anyone placed in front of him, but he can’t operate entirely according to instinct. He has to maintain a cover identity, earn the trust of people he intends to expose, and decide when violence will protect the operation rather than satisfy his anger.
FATHER MOTHER SISTER BROTHER finds Jim Jarmusch observing families who have plenty to say to one another but rarely know how to say it. That’s such an interesting exploration of what family means and how it functions. Across its three stories, conversations drift around resentment, silences and the rituals people fall back on when genuine connection becomes difficult.
A throne can somehow even be emptier with a king sitting on it. KING OF THE IRON WILL understands that rule is partly a performance, sustained by ceremony, architecture, fear, and the expectation that everyone else will continue believing. When those supports disappear, the crown remains, but its authority begins to resemble costume jewelry resting on the head of a lonely man.
Adults often misunderstand a quiet child for an uninformed one. Dovile watches her parents discuss living arrangements, conceal resentments, contradict their own principles, and pretend that the family remains manageable. She also hears reports of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, observes the adults around her judging one another’s responses, and absorbs fears that no one has explained. Her face becomes an unofficial record of everything Marija and Vytas believe they’re keeping from her.