Scream 7
I’ve been a fan of this franchise from day one. Wes Craven’s satirical brainchild of the genre he cemented was so far ahead of its time that it even allowed for a parody of itself to exist with the SCARY MOVIE franchise (which was SCREAM’s original title). Unfortunately, SCREAM 7 is the point at which affection for the franchise does more work than the movie itself. That’s a rough thing to admit about a series that has meant so much to modern horror, especially one built on being smarter and more self-aware than the films it was taking a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum. For years, even the weaker SCREAM entries had some reason to exist. They could struggle on their own, repeat themselves, or lean too hard on familiarity, but there was usually an angle, a target, or a new anxiety worth poking at. This one feels different. SCREAM 7 doesn’t feel like a franchise trying to find a new reason to survive. It feels like a franchise trying to convince itself that survival is enough.