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Chris Jones
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Chris Jones, from Washington, Illinois, is the Mail Entertainment Editor covering Movies, Television, Books, and Music topics. He is the owner, writer, and editor of Overly Honest Reviews.

Eternia Deserves a Little More Magic

Masters of the Universe

He-Man was never supposed to make a lot of sense, and I don't think anyone fell in love with MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE because of its commitment to realism. We're talking about a roided-up guy who raises a sword above his head, screams about his power, and fights villains that look like they were designed with no restraint, probably on something. That's exactly why the franchise endured. The ridiculous characters, weapons, talking animals, and world of Eternia are what make it entertaining. Travis Knight's 2026 adaptation occasionally embraces that absurdity, but at times it seems too concerned with grounding everything (in some ways).

Going Viral Gets Extremely Bloody

Vintage Violence

I understand collecting things that other people might consider worthless (trust me, I had used STAR WARS pizza boxes as part of my collection in the past). I've spent enough money on movies to know how ridiculous a hobby can look from the outside, but even I struggle to wrap my head around someone paying thousands of dollars for an old pair of jeans. That obsession drives Eugene Kotlyarenko's VINTAGE VIOLENCE, which follows a livestreamer who discovers that the right vintage denim could make him a fortune. Unfortunately for him, he's hardly the only person interested in getting rich, and what starts as an opportunity for easy money quickly becomes a much more dangerous adventure.

Trust Becomes the Real Mystery

Phony

The worst part of suspecting someone you love isn't who they claim to be might be watching everyone else carry on as though nothing's wrong. That's the situation Sonny (Sam Nivola) faces in PHONY, as his growing suspicion that his mother has been replaced leaves him questioning what he knows about her and whether he can trust his own judgment. The more he searches for answers, the harder it becomes to tell whether he's uncovering something genuinely terrifying or creating a nightmare for himself.

The Wilderness Keeps Its Secrets

Untamed: The Complete First Season

Yosemite National Park draws millions of visitors yearly to admire its waterfalls, towering cliffs, and spectacular landscapes. Kyle Turner spends his time dealing with the things those visitors would rather never think about. He knows how quickly someone can get into trouble in the wilderness, how hard it can be to find a missing person, and how little the surroundings matter when something goes wrong. UNTAMED takes a place most people associate with vacations and turns it into the setting for a murder investigation where the landscape presents almost as many obstacles as the people involved.

Healing Doesn’t Happen in a Straight Line

Shrinking: The Complete First and Second Seasons

Jason Segel is why I gave SHRINKING a chance. I'd missed watching him in HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, and the idea of him playing a therapist who could barely manage his own problems sounded like a natural fit. Somewhere along the way, though, my reasons for watching changed. I became invested in the people surrounding Jimmy Laird, each dealing with their own complicated lives, questionable decisions, and occasional breakthroughs. I still enjoy Jimmy, but after spending this much time with everyone else, I can't imagine the series without them.

Hope Carries a Familiar Redemption Story

Elijah Peel

There's a point where sincerity has to stop doing the screenplay's work for it. ELIJAH PEEL comes frustratingly close to crossing that line because Kevin D. Sepe's story clearly means something deeply personal to him, and that emotional investment is visible throughout the film. Its ideas about addiction, second chances, and faith aren't cynical pieces of inspirational filmmaking assembled around a message. The problem is that the movie believes so strongly in Elijah's transformation that it sometimes skips the difficult steps required to make us believe it as much.

A Stranger, Smarter Kind of Sequel

Futureworld

The smartest thing FUTUREWORLD does is refuse to make WESTWORLD again, simply. The original had such a clean premise that repeating it would've been easy. Reopen Delos, something goes wrong with the robots, and let another unstoppable machine start hunting people. Richard T. Heffron's sequel instead asks a more unsettling question. What if the technology is working exactly the way somebody wants it to?

Still Finding New Ways to Teach

Abbott Elementary: The Complete Fifth Season

Five seasons is usually where a sitcom starts revealing exactly how much gas is left in the tank. Familiar character combinations get paired up again, old conflicts return in slightly different clothes, and the same locations start to feel more like sets than places where these people actually live and work. ABBOTT ELEMENTARY shows a few signs of reaching that stage during its fifth season, but what's impressive is how quickly Quinta Brunson and her writers seem to recognize the danger and start messing with their own formula. They literally move the school into a mall.

When Action Movies Had Teeth

The Last Boy Scout [Limited Edition]

THE LAST BOY SCOUT wastes almost no time explaining what kind of movie it wants to be. A professional football game turns into a rain-soaked nightmare involving drugs, a gun, and one of the most ridiculous acts ever committed in an end zone, and somehow that opening still feels perfectly suited to everything that follows. Tony Scott isn't interested in easing us into this world. He throws us into the gutter and assumes we'll figure out how to keep up.

The Sequel Knows You're Watching

Looky-Loo: Part II

Watching LOOKY-LOO and LOOKY-LOO: PART II back-to-back for my first experience with Jason Zink's strange little nightmare made the difference between them immediately clear. The first movie almost dares you to lose patience, locking the audience behind the eyes of a voyeur whose camera gradually becomes less of a hobby and more of a weapon. PART II doesn't abandon that uncomfortable simplicity, but it finally gives the idea somewhere bigger to go.

The Lake Didn’t Need This Much Lore

Crystal Lake

I thought a lot about how I wanted to approach this review. FRIDAY THE 13TH is my favorite horror franchise; I love the lore, the cheesiness, and the brutality. There was point while watching CRYSTAL LAKE, I realized my problem wasn’t that the series wasn’t giving me enough Pamela Voorhees. It was most definitely giving me the version I wanted to see, including her grief, deterioration, and gradual evolution toward the woman we know she becomes. The problem is that every time that part of the story starts becoming really interesting, the series seems determined to build something else around it.

The Spell Never Quite Takes Hold

Magick Mtn.

MAGICK MTN. is the kind of movie where you see something else every few minutes that could have turned into something amazing. A face appears out of the darkness, an occult image appears, a song gives a sequence more energy than anything around it, or Hana Mae Lee and Hal Satin suddenly lock into a visual style that makes the movie feel uniquely its own. Then that moment passes, another idea arrives, and the film starts chasing something else before the previous idea had a chance to take hold. That cycle becomes the experience of watching it. There’s potential around almost every corner, but MAGICK MTN. rarely stays anywhere long enough to turn that potential into something complete.

The Frontier Feels Different on Television

The Madison: Season One

I miss Taylor Sheridan making movies. That thought followed me through almost all of THE MADISON, which probably isn't fair to a television series that largely succeeds at what it sets out to do. Sheridan has become one of television's most prolific creators, but before THE MADISON, I somehow hadn't watched any of his many series. My connection to him comes from the movies, particularly the three films he has called his thematic American Frontier trilogy: SICARIO, HELL OR HIGH WATER, and WIND RIVER. Taken together, they're phenomenal.