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Chris Jones
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Chris Jones, from Washington, Illinois, is the Mail Entertainment Editor covering Movies, Television, Books, and Music topics. He is the owner, writer, and editor of Overly Honest Reviews.

Precision Timing Inside Total Absurdity

Steakout!

The entire idea behind STEAKOUT! runs on a joke that could easily collapse under its own weight. It’s a pun stretched into a full premise, all within the confines of an 8-minute runtime, and that’s usually where things fall apart. What’s surprising here is how committed the film is to seeing that idea through, not just as a gag, but as a structure that keeps building on itself.

A Joke That Cuts Deeper Than Expected

Pickup

There’s no warm-up here. PICKUP opens like it’s already halfway through a joke, then immediately pulls the rug out from under its own premise. What starts as something recognizable, almost predictable, shifts direction so quickly that the film ends up feeling less like what it started as and more like a collision between two completely different emotional spaces.

When Opportunity Comes With a Cost

Eyelashes

There’s a moment early on in EYELASHES where it becomes clear this isn’t interested in easing you into anything. The situation is already in motion, the stakes are already defined, and the character is already carrying the depth of a decision that doesn’t have an outcome that makes everything better. That gives the film its spine. It doesn’t waste time constructing anxiety. It starts from within it.

Power Struggles Told Through Survival

Scarborn (Kos)

SCARBORN doesn’t treat history as something to preserve. It treats it as something to reshape, reinterpret, and push into a more confrontational space. From the start, it’s clear this isn’t aiming for traditional historical accuracy or a straightforward retelling of events. It works within the framework of real figures and real tension, but it filters everything through a tone that is more aggressive, more stylized, and more focused on perspective than on documentation.

A Family Curse Served in Courses

Salt Along the Tongue

SALT ALONG THE TONGUE is one of those movies that you’re either going to love or have no clue how to feel about it. That confidence in itself matters so much because this is not a film interested in making itself easy. It invites you into a world of grief, food, family ritual, superstition, female inheritance, and possession, then lets all of those elements bleed into each other until separating them stops mattering. What makes the film stand out is that it doesn’t treat food as decoration or quirky texture. Food is memory here. Food is language. Food is warning. Food is comfort. Food is violation. Food is how love survives, and how damage gets passed down. That alone gives the film a personality most genre work would kill for.

A Disaster Movie Stripped to Its Core

Deep Water

DEEP WATER doesn’t waste time pretending it’s anything more than a survival thriller built on pressure, atmosphere, and escalation. It sets up its premise, a plane down in the Pacific, survivors stranded, sharks circling, and then locks into that without trying to expand beyond it. There’s no detour into larger mythology, no unnecessary subplot trying to elevate the material. Everything is focused on one thing: getting out alive.

Anti-Establishment Energy Wrapped in Sleaze

Danger: Diabolik

DANGER: DIABOLIK doesn’t ease into the experience, and it shouldn’t. It never adjusts its approach, which is exactly why it works. There’s no attempt to ground the story, no effort to build a relatable entry point, and no concern for traditional pacing. It’s built on a single idea, style over everything, and instead of trying to balance it out, it pushes as far as it can go, and then goes a step further.

A Moment Bigger Than the Film Around It

Soul To Soul

Concert films often live or die on vibes. Some rely on scale, others on intimacy, but the ones that endure tend to find a balance between performance and context, capturing not just what happened on stage but why it mattered. SOUL TO SOUL sits decisively in that space, documenting a moment that carries cultural weight beyond the music itself, even when the film around it doesn’t always rise to match that significance. The importance of the moment and what it represented overcame any inherent limitations.

A Mind at War With Its Own Past

Smother (Heimsuchung)

Some horror films build tension through movement, sound, and the threat of something tangible. SMOTHER takes a different approach, grounding itself in the kind of fear that doesn’t always have a clear source. It’s less concerned with what’s lurking in the shadows and more focused on what those shadows represent, particularly when they’re tied to memory, trauma, and the instability of perception. There’s a lot here to unpack; the potential for a truly horrifying story sits in the bones of this film.

A Season Built on Charm and Consistency

Harry Wild: Series 4

By its fourth season, a series like HARRY WILD doesn’t need to prove itself on a level of what it's trying to accomplish anymore. What matters is whether it can keep that premise engaging without feeling repetitive, and whether its characters still feel like they’re evolving rather than simply moving through new cases. Season 4 succeeds more often than not because it understands that its strength has never been the mysteries alone. It’s the balance between personality, tone, and the way those mysteries are delivered.

Survival at the Edge of Control

Runaway Train (4KUHD)

There’s a version of RUNAWAY TRAIN that could have existed as a more straightforward, almost generic action film. The film is about two escaped convicts stuck on a train with no brakes, racing toward disaster. The setup alone is enough to sustain tension, and in lesser hands, that would have been the entire point. What makes the film hold up decades later is how little interest it had in staying that simple; that’s why it worked so well.

When the Fight Isn’t Just Physical

Constant Battles

Ambition is easy to celebrate when it comes with victories and milestones, but CONSTANT BATTLES focuses on everything that happens before those moments ever arrive. It centers on the kind of pursuit that may not feel triumphant in real time; the “win” here isn’t a gold medal, it’s where progress is measured in small steps forward, and setbacks carry just as much weight as achievements.

Justice Isn’t Built to Handle This

Confessions of a Police Captain (Confessione di un commissario di polizia al procuratore della repubblica)

Power doesn’t always show itself through violence. Sometimes it hides behind process, paperwork, and a system designed to protect itself. CONFESSIONS OF A POLICE CAPTAIN builds its entire personality around that idea, presenting a world where justice exists in theory but collapses the moment it’s tested against influence, control, and institutional loyalty.

Confidence, Chaos, and Complete Transparency

Nikki Glaser: Good Girl

Stand-up is at its best and most brutal when it’s done right. There’s nowhere to hide, no cut to save you, no one else to blame when something doesn’t land with the audience. NIKKI GLASER: GOOD GIRL doesn’t just understand that, it weaponizes it. This is a set built on control, but not the kind that plays it safe. It’s the kind that knows exactly how far it can push before people start shifting in their seats, and then goes a little further anyway.

When Justice Exists Only on Paper

Let Our Mountains Live

The most unsettling part of LET OUR MOUNTAINS LIVE isn’t the conflict it builds around, it’s what happens after the supposed victory. The film moves toward a legal outcome that should signal resolution, only to dismantle that expectation almost immediately. What remains isn’t closure, but a clearer understanding of how little a ruling can matter when enforcement never follows. That shift defines the entire experience. It reframes the story from one about justice to one about its limits.