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Chris Jones
Entertainment Editor

Chris Jones, from Washington, Illinois, is the Mail Entertainment Editor covering Movies, Television, Books, and Music topics. He is the owner, writer, and editor of Overly Honest Reviews.

The Truth Keeps Changing Shape

This Tempting Madness

THIS TEMPTING MADNESS begins with Mia waking from a coma after a near-fatal fall, her memory fractured and much of her life now being explained to her by other people. She soon learns that her husband has been arrested for trying to kill her, but the flashes returning to her don’t match the reality of those around her. With no reliable account of what happened, Mia is left trying to rebuild both the night of the fall and her understanding of the people closest to her.

Dreaming Loudly Through Dublin’s Gray

Sing Street 4K + Blu-ray + Digital Collector’s Set and VHS

Ten years later, SING STREET remains every bit as warm, funny, and emotionally heartfelt as it was upon release in 2016. John Carney’s coming-of-age musical gets so much of its energy from Conor’s decision to start a band and impress Raphina, but its more peaceful sadness stands out more on a return visit. Brendan’s role carries added weight, especially as he pushes his younger brother toward the kind of escape he never managed for himself.

An Arcade Machine Built for Murder

Harbinger

A fortune-telling cabinet has something about it that makes it real; there’s a texture, and the stale unease of something that has watched generations feed coins into it. The eerily, almost mechanical face, glowing eyes, off-putting gestures, and ominous cards make the Harbinger look like a forgotten fairground attraction that should have remained locked inside an abandoned arcade. Whenever the film places that object in the room and allows everyone to wonder whether it’s alive, it finds the strange charm it’s been chasing. Think of it as if Zoltar from the 1988 film BIG had something deeper and darker to it.

Murder Hides Behind the Walls

Death Warrant (Collector's Edition) [4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray]

Jean-Claude Van Damme was already established as a fighter by 1990, but DEATH WARRANT asks him to do something slightly different. Rather than entering a tournament or avenging a murdered relative, he has to do an investigation. The kicks remain part of the package, obviously. Yet, the movie delays some of its martial arts gratification in favor of whispered conversations, suspicious medical records, alliances, and a mystery that becomes more distorted as Louis Burke moves closer to the truth.

Feral Friends Face a Cruel World

Ricky Gervais Alley Cats

ALLEY CATS refusing to turn the animals into adorable little humans (well, for the most part). Gus and his friends scratch, hunt, fight, sleep wherever they can, and approach most living creatures as possible food or competition. They can discuss death, relationships, and the meaning of existence, but those conversations never stop them from behaving like cats.

America Through the Wrong Windshield

The Great American Road Trip in America

By the time Robert A. Palmer begins looking less like a producer and more like a man being held captive by his own project, THE GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP IN AMERICA has found its source of energy and comedy. Palmer is supposed to be directing, driving, navigating, translating, troubleshooting, and somehow turning a cross-country disaster into a presentable travel show. Instead, he spends much of the trip seated beside Luca Wunderbaum, a self-declared professional traveler whose confidence rises in direct proportion to how little he understands.

The Wellness Industry Gets What It Deserves

Namaslay

“Namaslay” is the kind of word that belongs on a water bottle sold beside a $140 pair of leggings. It turns a spiritual greeting into a lifestyle slogan, removing all history and meaning until nothing remains except something cute enough to print in gold lettering. Co-writers/directors Rish Arhant-Sudhir and Kanish Arhant-Sudhir take that harmless-looking piece of branding, focus it, and spend nearly two hours cutting through the business built around it. A movie like this could have easily become “too much”; instead, the humor, horror, and satire balance each other in a wonderful mix that just works!

The Grievance Was Already Loaded

Dead Man's Wire

Tony Kiritsis carries a terrible burden he’s rehearsed until it feels reasonable. He believes an Indianapolis mortgage company has cheated him out of a real estate development, and ordinary channels have failed to deliver the justice he thinks he deserves. His answer is to put a wire around mortgage broker Richard Hall’s neck, attach it to the trigger of a sawed-off shotgun, and turn a financial dispute into a hostage crisis that the entire country can watch. Yep, that accelerated fast, but that’s the point!

The Abbey Keeps Its Secrets

The Name of the Rose Limited Edition 4K UHD & Blu-ray

Someone inside this abbey is terrified of laughter. That fear ultimately reveals as much about the killings as any footprint, manuscript, or fingertip discovered by William of Baskerville. THE NAME OF THE ROSE presents itself as a medieval murder mystery. Jean-Jacques Annaud is just as interested in what happens when powerful men decide that curiosity itself poses a threat.

The Midlands Become a Moral Wasteland

Dead Man's Shoes Limited Edition Blu-ray

Richard doesn’t need to raise his voice to take control of a room. A stare, a slight shift in posture, or the hint of amusement crossing his face is enough to make another man realize that he has misjudged the situation. Paddy Considine creates fear through restraint in DEAD MAN’S SHOES, playing a former soldier whose calm isn’t evidence of discipline so much as a warning that every decision has already been made.

Old Hollywood Chases a Fairy Tale

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Warner Bros. built its reputation on gangsters, down-on-their-luck workers, crowded city streets, and “the tough guy” who knew how to throw a punch. Dropping that studio’s contract players into Shakespeare’s enchanted forest sounds almost like an act of mischief or like someone lost a bet. The surprise is that A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM doesn’t merely survive the collision. At its best, the clash between rough-edged Hollywood personalities and Max Reinhardt’s elaborate theatrical imagination gives the movie a character that a more traditionally cast adaptation would have likely never found.

Richmond Finds Another Reason to Believe

Ted Lasso: Season 4 (ep. 1-4)

The third season gave Ted Lasso an ending everyone deserved. Ted returned to his son, Richmond continued without him, and nearly every major character stepped toward a future that no longer required the series to follow along. Bringing everyone back three years later could have exposed the conclusion as a temporary pause inserted before Apple backed another truck of money onto the pitch. The first four episodes of Season 4 understand that concern, and the best decision they make is refusing to pretend it doesn’t exist. Jason Sudeikis thought TED LASSO was done after season three, and it wasn’t until he knew more stories needed to be told.

Freedom Waits Across the Street

Olmo

The stereo in OLMO is far too heavy for what it promises. To fourteen-year-old Olmo, it’s a possible ticket into the party being held by Nina, the neighbor who occupies most of his daydreams. It also belongs to his father, a bedridden man whose illness has reorganized the entire family’s existence. Before Olmo can carry the music across the street, he has to confront everything waiting for him inside his own home. It’s such an intriguing premise, because there are so many lessons to be learned in the relatively simple story.